Why Do I Rock?

It’s fun to imagine what’s going on in her little head, but it’s also fun to just completely make it up.

In my head, Scarlett is going to love this. She’s going to think up of her own scenarios, and they’re going to be hilarious.

Tea parties with the Ninja Turtles. Dress up with dinosaurs.

Making comics out of spider men.

The possibilities are literally endless.

In reality, I’m preparing for all possibilities.

Maybe she’ll just want a regular tea party. And maybe she won’t want it documented. Although I don’t know why you would want that.

Maybe she’ll want Mom only at the tea party.

I’ll have to set up a hidden camera, or hide out in the closet, trying not to be breathing to hard.

Because that won’t be creepy at all.

I don’t want to be expelled from all future tea parties!

Oh man… how do I stop this nightmare vision from becoming a reality?

Alright, Brad, calm down, think this through…

First, you need a time machine. Or whatever made Groundhog Day happen.

Then I can just make the perfect day just keep happening over and over, and fix every mistake ever.

Easy, peasy.

How do the bears play into all this?

I’ve got to think about this from every angle, here…

I’ve got to get the bears on my side. This is a numbers game, now.

Forget the time machine.

Wait, no… the time machine is the back-up plan.

Got to have a good back-up plan.

Alright. Bears like honey, so I’m going to need a steady supply of honey. That means making a carefully constructed alliance with the bee kingdom.

This is getting pretty complex.

Ok, the bee kingdom is easy. They just need a garden to maintain. They do all the work themselves.

That will keep the bears in line.

The bears, it’s widely known, are the key to any good tea party…

I don’t see how this could go wrong.