I won’t pretend that I didn’t fantasize about spending all of that sweet, sweet money. I always like to think that I would do all kinds of good with massive wealth.
I would finally start donating to NPR again.
I would buy monthly comics again(seriously, they’re so expensive, I don’t even know how they justify it…)
I would buy a radio station, or a newspaper, or something.
But really, I don’t know what I would do. That kind of money would be a damn full time aggravation to deal with. I would need to hire a time of people to make sure my teams of people weren’t stealing from me.
That’s a thing, right?
Whew, I guess I really dodged a bullet…